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Funny Adult Mayonnaise Jar CostumeThis is the Adult Mayonnaise Jar Costume.

there's no need to wrap yourself in a moist cornmeal dough and jump into a fryer

but please allow us to explain Dumpty's theory

It also comes with a pair of goggles and a faux leather pilot hat

The material has plenty of stretch to it so when you decide to jerk into motion as those unsuspecting Halloween revelers pass by there won't be any worry of stiff seams and buttons getting in the way of a good scare

holding court as the Queen of Diamonds instead of Hearts

The long curls pair perfectly with many of your pirate coats and accessories to create a swashbuckling appearance that may have Peter Pan thinking twice before he begins causing trouble for you and your crew

She stands over a New York City grate

but it's a darn cute one

Some hairdos just never go out of style… no matter how long that they’ve been around

Especially for a young'en like the little lady you have in your home

You never really know where it's going to take you

But beer with an extra polka flair has to be extra tasty

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